This facial foaming cleanser lasts forevskis. It's only 3/5 gone after using it at least twice daily for the past seven months. I've been using this product for years, and usually I never even make it to the bottom of the bottle. Some kind of natural disaster happens first, such as accidentally throwing it out in a move or accidentally breaking the bottle and having to pour it into a roommate's borrowed soap dispenser (Thanks Lulu)!
Anyway. What better occasion than reaching the 3/5 point on your facial cleanser to reflect upon all that has happened in the meantime?
Here we go, a review of the past seven months of my life:
-Gained back weight lost in India. Lost odor.
-Started wearing Jeggings.
-Finished the Bloomington photo collage I started three years ago.
-Became CPR certified.
-Watched seasons 1 and 2 of Glee. Re-watched seasons 1 and 2 of Glee with Doug. (He will deny this).
-Random trip to Canada.
-Found a job.
Quit my job.
Found a job.
Quit my job.
Found a job.
Quit my job.
Found a job.
-Gave up chocolate for one week. Ate my body weight in Thin Mints the next.
-Sister got married.
-Turned 25.
-Played approximately one million games of Candy Land.
-Caught children cheating at Candy Land approximately one million times.
-Learned how to cook (some things). Overcame life-long fear of boiling water.
-Got depressed about the state of the world. Recovered.
-Went to San Francisco twice on my parents' dime. Had to sit on butt pillow during first flight.
-Got a second kitten. Worried I'd never love it as much as the first. Proven wrong.
-Got turned down by at least eighty literary agents. Learned to embrace mass amounts of rejection.
-Started recycling (After watching The Lorax).
-Accidentally switched to FB Timeline. Burned with regret.
-Square danced.
5 comments:
Unless someone like you cares an awful lot, nothing's going to get better. It's not!
Please tell me you've read the book.
Of course!
What are Jeggings?
Carol: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeggings
:-)
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